Aku folds his arms and slouches with a low grumble. He got this and he is so not happy about it. Reluctantly, he starts in the most unenthusiastic voice ever:
“Ooh, love, no one’s ever gonna hurt you, love.
I’m gonna give you all of my love.
Nobody matters like you.
Your life ain’t gon’ be nothing like my life.
You’re gonna grow and have a good life.
I’m gonna do what I’ve got to do.
So, rockabye baby, rockabye,
I’m gonna rock you.
Rockabye baby, don’t you cry,
Somebody’s got you.
Rockabye baby, rockabye,
I’m gonna rock you
Rockabye baby, don’t you cry.
Rockabye-rocka-rocka-rocka-bye.
There. NO MORE.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 