“WHAT?!
WHY WOULD YOU—!
FOOOOOOOL! DID YOU THINK YOU COULD STARTLE THE ALMIGHTY AKU WITH YOUR PRANKS? DO YOU NOT REALIZE I SMELL THE BLOOD OF MORTALS LONG BEFORE THEY APPROACH?”
Yes, he wan’t startled at all! His beard fluffed up for entirely unrelated reasons!
The Shogun of Sorrow 