HELLO (Protector Aku)

Send me a HELLO and i’ll answer…

If we kissed:

• [] This wouldn’t happen. 
• [X] Oh disgusting.
• [] Again, again.
• [X] Kiss you back.
• [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
• [X] Slap/Push you away.
• [X] BITE YOU HARD

If you asked me out I’d say:

• [X] WHAT?!
• [] I’m taken-
• [] Sure.
• [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

• [X] No.
• [] Ew.
• [X] We have not even met!
• [X] …Wouldn’t you try to kill me? You’d FAIL, of course, but I assume vanquishing me is on your mind.

Sex?:

• [] Let’s do it.
• [X] No. You can’t handle my d.
• [] FUCK YES.
• [X] You are extremely alluring but NO!

Should you reblog this?:

• [X] Yes. I want to send you one.
• [] Yes.
• [X] As if I care!