“—!!!!”
“I TAKE IT BACK. YOU WILL RECEIVE NO GIFTS FROM AKU!”
“WHAT?! NO FAIR! YOU PROMISED ME A BUTTLOAD OF STUFF!”
“That was BEFORE you engaged in acts of sacrilege that made me want to forcefully eject my dinner.”
With a snap of his fingers, the demon summoned forth a list of names and a pen with which he drew a line through her name.
“Which means I have one less person to worry about.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 