Boooooo

“Ohhhh stop your boo-hooing. When will you humans learn to embrace your lord and master? How long is it gonna take you?”
Boooooo

“Ohhhh stop your boo-hooing. When will you humans learn to embrace your lord and master? How long is it gonna take you?”

“ … “
“You cannot mean they enjoy being eaten.”


“I suppose they have not yet gotten over my enslavement and total domination of the human civilization.”
I’m kinkshaming both of you

“There is nothing erotic about devouring humans!”
One of his daughters survived
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
“Yeah he can be…wait for it~”
“…Hot.”

“I will settle for nothing less than ‘horrifically handsome’.”

“Though I will accept ‘sizzling’…”
“WHAT?! I didn’t lie! And you know what? Whatever! Santa’s gifts are gonna be a million times more awesomer than yours anyway!”

“Heh heh heh heh, yes! I am sure you will receive endless joy from your shiny new LUMP OF COAL!”
“That was BEFORE you engaged in acts of sacrilege that made me want to forcefully eject my dinner.”
With a snap of his fingers, the demon summoned forth a list of names and a pen with which he drew a line through her name.
“Which means I have one less person to worry about.”
“HEY! It’s not like I was enjoying it! And he insisted that he gets a stupid kiss in the first place!”
“I think Saint Nicolas would agree that good children do not put things in their mouths that belong in the trash.”
“Hey??? Sometimes people kiss garbage??? To cope???”

“Ohhhhh? Is that a lie I detect? I think someone is slated to have her name on the Naughty List.”
“That was BEFORE you engaged in acts of sacrilege that made me want to forcefully eject my dinner.”
With a snap of his fingers, the demon summoned forth a list of names and a pen with which he drew a line through her name.
“Which means I have one less person to worry about.”
“HEY! It’s not like I was enjoying it! And he insisted that he gets a stupid kiss in the first place!”

“I think Saint Nicolas would agree that good children do not put things in their mouths that belong in the trash.”