“HEY. HOW ARE YOU, LONG TIME NO SEE.” Aku Narrowed his eyes. “THINGS ON MY END HAVE BEEN…. DULL.”

the-one-and-only-aku:

unspeakablyevil:

Poor you. Complaining because you’ve no Samurai to kill. What a tragedy!” Aku blinked away imaginary tears.

“AT LEAST ONE OF US CAN DO WHAT WE SET OUT TO DO CORRECTLY. AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED I AM THE ONE TRUE AKU. THE MASTER OF ALL OTHER AKU. BECAUSE UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU, I KILLED THE SAMURAI!”

What’s that?” Aku cupped a hand beside his head as if cupping it around an invisible ear. “I could not hear you over…” He summoned forth the sword and held it between his forefingers.

THE SOUND OF THE SAMURAI’S BLADE COLLECTING DUST IN MY TROPHY CABINET. For I have also slain one of the Samurai, which in turn means there are TWO True Akus!” He grinned proudly. “You see, I was busy while you were away.” 

“You seduced the Samurai?”

deep-black-dreaming

unspeakablyevil:

“It was even easier than I thought it would be. The fool played right into my hands.” 

Casper shrugged. “Just saying it like I see it. You’re just an incredible being all around honestly.” But then, she had weird interests, not that Aku had to know that.

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No matter what form he was in, Aku enjoyed flattery. Ikra smiled.

“Compliment accepted. I appreciate a little honesty now and then.” 

does Aku have a type?

He’s weak for tall, powerful and beautiful, especially when long hair and big hips are factored in. Infinite bonus points if she’s immortal and over 1000. But that doesn’t mean he’d never get with someone who doesn’t match those descriptions. It’s just what he’s most attracted to. 

When it comes to sex, he’s the type who will always find something he likes about his partner even if she isn’t his “type”. With small thin partners, he’d get a kick out of seeing her stomach bulge out when he’s in her. Extra thick partners, he’d have fun squeezing and groping her or slapping her butt. He’s also the type who would seek out his partners’ physical insecurities and focus on/exploit them. 

BOLD ANY FEARS WHICH APPLY TO YOUR MUSE.
ITALICIZE WHAT MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE.
STRIKETHROUGH WHAT THEY ARE DEFINITELY NOT AFRAID OF.

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“You seduced the Samurai?”

deep-black-dreaming:

unspeakablyevil:

“It was even easier than I thought it would be. The fool played right into my hands.” 

Casper raised a brow, taking in the form Aku took. “Wow, that’s a really gorgeous appearance.” 

Ikra was indeed one of his greater masterpieces. And while it pleased him to know it was still effective, Aku was petty nonetheless.

“I hope you aren’t implying that my usual appearance is not equally gorgeous, if not more so…”