making a batim oc got me thinking…. what would Aku look like as a rubber hose styled cartoon character? and here’s the result and i gotta say this came out much better than in my head he looks adorable X3
The yokai grinned, his fanged expression totally out of place on Jack’s face.
“I have given it considerable thought as well. I could use this form to destroy the Samurai’s reputation among the masses.”
“Well, if you put it that way, then I suppose I can see where you’re coming from. Being able to harm the Samurai without interacting with him would certainly be a great achievement. Yet I still don’t think our greenish red color scheme would be able to completely hide our identity or match the perfect complexion he has.”
“Which is why I will carry out my plan under cover of darkness. The Samurai’s silhouette is striking enough even in low light conditions. The imperfection in coloration will go unnoticed so long as the rest of the disguise is a perfect match.”
“Not to mention—” Here, Aku’s voice underwent a dramatic shift. Indeed it was as if it was no longer his own voice but the voice of Samurai Jack. “—I am a master of voice mimicry.”
“Oh? I have had the joyous opportunity of reducing your dear sweet Bombón
to a helpless shred of his former self no more powerful than a baked cake. When next I have such an opportunity, I will slice him into quarters and serve him to you cold.”
❝ You’re going to so regret ever saying such terrible things about my Seniõr Black Hat . Once he finds out from a little birdie that an underling like yourself stood up to him and challenged him … —
❝ HE ‘ S GONNA TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE ! ! ! ❞
The yokai erupted into raucous evil laughter that shook the ground beneath.
“BWAHAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
NO BEING IN EXISTENCE HAS SUCH POWER OVER THE ALMIGHTY AKU. After his last two crushing defeats at my hands, Black Hat should know well by now what will happen if he dares to cross me again. For you see, foolish human, it is I who knows of his weaknesses and I who possesses the only known means by which to DESTROY him!
And I will do so at the mere drop of a hat.” Aku grinned cruelly as if taking great pleasure in a little known inside joke.
“Heh heh heh heh!
While I have no desire to seek him out for further retribution, I suggest you keep your cinnamon bun far and away from the hands of Aku if you do not wish to see it desecrated. Be warned!”
The Shogun of Sorrow 