Boooooo
“Ohhhh stop your boo-hooing. When will you humans learn to embrace your lord and master? How long is it gonna take you?”
Not according to the humans themselves
“ … “
“You cannot mean they enjoy being eaten.”
Dude! Why are you so amazing?! And why don’t people like you enough?!
“THAT’S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!”
“I suppose they have not yet gotten over my enslavement and total domination of the human civilization.”
I’m kinkshaming both of you
“There is nothing erotic about devouring humans!”
(@Bowtotheshogunofsorrow) So, other me. How’s your Samurai problem going? If you’re having any issues, I’d be more than happy to take him off your claws for you~ *Hint hint wink wink*
One of his daughters survived
(Aku is the hottest character you know. Just look at his eyebrows!)
Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY
“Yeah he can be…wait for it~”
“…Hot.”
“I will settle for nothing less than ‘horrifically handsome’.”
“Though I will accept ‘sizzling’…”
“WHAT?! I didn’t lie! And you know what? Whatever! Santa’s gifts are gonna be a million times more awesomer than yours anyway!”
“Heh heh heh heh, yes! I am sure you will receive endless joy from your shiny new LUMP OF COAL!”
“That was BEFORE you engaged in acts of sacrilege that made me want to forcefully eject my dinner.”
With a snap of his fingers, the demon summoned forth a list of names and a pen with which he drew a line through her name.
“Which means I have one less person to worry about.”
“HEY! It’s not like I was enjoying it! And he insisted that he gets a stupid kiss in the first place!”
“I think Saint Nicolas would agree that good children do not put things in their mouths that belong in the trash.”
“Hey??? Sometimes people kiss garbage??? To cope???”
“Ohhhhh? Is that a lie I detect? I think someone is slated to have her name on the Naughty List.”
“That was BEFORE you engaged in acts of sacrilege that made me want to forcefully eject my dinner.”
With a snap of his fingers, the demon summoned forth a list of names and a pen with which he drew a line through her name.
“Which means I have one less person to worry about.”
“HEY! It’s not like I was enjoying it! And he insisted that he gets a stupid kiss in the first place!”
“I think Saint Nicolas would agree that good children do not put things in their mouths that belong in the trash.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 