“I do not FEAR him! I simply see no reason to celebrate Odin in disguise!”
Aku held up his claws as he listed the things he gave her in the last year.
“A sweatshirt the color of the cosmos. A charm containing my essence to aid you in times of need. A luxurious bedroom… I suppose that last one was for your birthday.”
“Excuse you, you gave that to the other version of me. I didn’t get nuthin’! She has all the stuff and I don’t!”
“Hmmmmm… So I see.”
“In that case Aku will prove this year that he is the superior gift-giver.”
“I do not FEAR him! I simply see no reason to celebrate Odin in disguise!”
“But he brings gifts for good little children like me! Free presents!”
“Hmph! Gifts from Aku are better.”
“Well I didn’t get any from youuuu so… It’s hard to tell~!”
“It is not my fault you lose everything I give you.”
“WHAT?! You never gave me anything! How dare you!”
Aku held up his claws as he listed the things he gave her in the last year.
“A sweatshirt the color of the cosmos. A charm containing my essence to aid you in times of need. A luxurious bedroom… I suppose that last one was for your birthday.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 