“Yeah screw the eggnog, Halloween is just the around the corner!”

“You are correct—this time is reserved for All Hallow’s Eve, the greatest holiday of all. I plan to take my daughters on their first Trick-or-Treat.”

Ugh, it’s too early for anything to do with end-of-year festivities. We have TWO MONTHS. We can go without such things until sometime in the middle of next month. After Thanksgiving would be much preferred.

“AGREED! IT IS ALL FLUG’S FAULT.”

Have eggnog!

“I AM AKU, MASTER OF DARKNESS AND LORD OF EVIL. I REFUSE TO SUBMIT TO HOLIDAY CHEER.”

What are some sinful secrets do you have great master of darkness? 😏

“…”

Aku was silent for a long moment before he answered in a solemn tone.

“I have had Flug’s Christmas carol trapped in my head for the past several days and I have an insatiable desire for eggnog. I am in Hell.”

I know that friendship isn’t your thing, but if you did consider having a friend, like a true friend, would you do everything in your power to protect that said friend?

“I would not allow destruction to befall the things I value.”

{Looool, I love the contrast of Aku being this ruthless demon ruler but also a super sappy dad. Like, he’ll probably drop whatever he’s doing to pay attention to his daughters. “You are luck! My little future empress would like to go out for ice cream, so your torture session ends early today!”}

Under the right circumstances I think Aku could have been an awesome dorky villain dad. Still ruthless tho. Probably more ruthless if he thinks his daughters are in danger.

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“I do not believe there are any current positions available for ‘blowing’. However, I could use someone to vacuum…”

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his face when

“Azura is already a princess. She is MY daughter.”

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“So are you claiming her an Heir to your kingdom, despite you own daughters before you? Think carefully. Think what power that creates.”

“Mhhhh…”

“Why do you have such a vested interest in Azura becoming a princess to begin with?”

“I kidnap princesses, stuff them in crystals, and suck off energy of being a royal to fuel my war machines and doomsday devices.” He said that with no remorse, no fear, and full confidence.