“You mean you didn’t eat the dog…?”
“Nahhh.”
“Why would you not eat the dog?”
“She went missing before I could finish making my tea. Like I said, I know not what became of her.”
“But don’t go around thinking you are eviler than I. I have devoured my share of hostages for the most spiteful of reasons!”
“Yeah, alright.” She sighed. Poor Lulu.
“Aku, you are one screwed up individual.”
“And you will NEVER know the truth about Lulu!
“Really.” She gave him a look, daring him to lie to her face.
“What’d you do to Lulu, Aku? What’d you do?”
“…”
The demon stared back. He could sense the dare in her look. Unfortunately, it made him want to lie even more.
“I devoured her along with an infant child.”
Casper tilted her head, as if giving him an ‘oh yeah?’ kind of retort. She didn’t believe him, his tone had a certain ring to it when he lied.
Once again, he stared back at her for a good five seconds without blinking.
“They went well with my tea.”
Buddy. Pal. Let him lean on your shoulder.
“Though I have disposed of many hostages that way, I was not being entirely truthful in this instance.”
“…?”
“I know not what happened to Lulu. I assume she wandered too close to the Pit of Hate and fell in, like canines past.”
“Really.” She gave him a look, daring him to lie to her face.
“What’d you do to Lulu, Aku? What’d you do?”
“…”
The demon stared back. He could sense the dare in her look. Unfortunately, it made him want to lie even more.
“I devoured her along with an infant child.”
Buddy. Pal. Let him lean on your shoulder.
“Though I have disposed of many hostages that way, I was not being entirely truthful in this instance.”
“Hey Aku, did you ever give Lulu back?”
“To the robot? Pfeh, of course not. He died an utterly disappointing death at the hands of the Samurai.”
“…And you….took care of the dog?” She tried, hopeful.
Aku could see where Casper was going with this question and, for his own amusement, decided to be wicked rather than truthful.
“No. I disposed of her the same way I dispose of all my hostages when they are no longer useful.”
He grinned. “I devoured her out of spite.”
“Hey Aku, did you ever give Lulu back?”
“To the robot? Pfeh, of course not. He died an utterly disappointing death at the hands of the Samurai.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 