“Good. Now if you could please convince the Samurai to do the same.”
“Hmmm, lemme think about that.”
“Naaah. How about you first?”
“NO. He is a poor listener and I have better things to do!”
“Now BEGONE!”
“Imprisonment is barely useful for any kind of rehabilitation if you ask me!” – chosen-rabbit
“I do not need imprisonment OR rehabilitation!” screamed Aku. All this talk of imprisonment was putting him on edge. He folded his arms with a low grunt.
“Hmph.”
“I could show you true rehabilitation, grandpa!”
“There is no need, lagomorph! There is nothing to rehabilitate!”
What fate would you consider worse : To be imprisoned, unable to move or feel, or to be destroyed, completely erased from existence?
“Destruction.”
“Imprisonment is barely useful for any kind of rehabilitation if you ask me!” – chosen-rabbit
“I do not need imprisonment OR rehabilitation!” screamed Aku. All this talk of imprisonment was putting him on edge. He folded his arms with a low grunt.
“Hmph.”
“Only I can give you kisses B(”
“She was 100 feet away from me. There was no physical contact!”
“Hmph, I don’t believe you there for a second.”
“What’s not to believe? Do you think the Master of Darkness would stoop so low as to kiss a mortal?”
“You know,the Diamonds wanted to destroy Earth.What would have you done to stop them?Ah,actually i am still concerned if they still want to do so.”
“They will have to find another planet to destroy. This world belongs to Aku and I will not allow some invaders to destroy what is MINE.”
“Only I can give you kisses B(”
“She was 100 feet away from me. There was no physical contact!”
Why didn’t that goddess just kill you when you tried to steal the jewel? Surely she could have at least locked you up again
“She cannot destroy me because we are evenly matched in power! AND I REFUSE TO BE IMPRISONED ONCE AGAIN!”
Aku, May I blow you a kiss?
“That will be allowed.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 