“Just who were those dancing hackers, Flug?”

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unspeakablyevil:

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“I saw what you said to them, Aku.”

“Oh?” Aku grinned. “I suppose your boss will have NO CHOICE but to destroy the sword now that his enemies know of it.”

“That so?” He muttered. “Because these pests won’t be around for much longer.”

“They might be around longer than you think if they get their heroic little hands on that sword. Plus I have heard your boss is housing live trophies in his home — ones that would be all too willing to aid your hacker friends in destroying him. ”

Ya’ know, if you think about it, there’s quite a few evil trees out there. You = evil tree, Hexxus = evil tree, Beast = evil tree. Humans really are foolish, we preach about protecting nature when nature is literally trying to kill us XD

teacupballerina:

unspeakablyevil:

“No. It is humankind that is destroying itself. Hexxus is the embodiment of humankind’s greed and destructive nature. Beast is the embodiment of fear that corrupts the soul from the shadows. 

But I am no product of the human condition. I was born of the primordial chaos that existed long before the creation of the universe. I am Darkness.

I am AKU.”

“No product of the human condition”

Aku PLEASE!!!! What you’re made of might predate humanity, but you’re the embodiment of it and were created–albeit faintly–in the image of man. You even inherited your daddy’s accent and culture. 

You’re the product of human fear and hate, not in general, but specifically directed right at you. That’s why you’re different from the other trees in the forest of evil; instead of coming into existence at random you were deliberately planted there, watered with bitter tears and blood for eons, then allowed to uproot yourself with a cursed poison arrow and the force of your own anger.

Your humanity is what allows you to be consciously evil. Without it, you would be unthinking, unfeeling, and probably wholly ignorant of the world around you. You would not be the Aku you are today!

“—!!!”

“SILENCE, PINK CHILD! YOU KNOW NOTHING!”

“The Gods have sought to destroy me for EONS before the existence of that pitiable species!! They did so precisely because I am EVIL. Sentient or otherwise, I have ALWAYS been EVIL. And furthermore—

                                              HE IS NOT MY FATHER!”

Ya’ know, if you think about it, there’s quite a few evil trees out there. You = evil tree, Hexxus = evil tree, Beast = evil tree. Humans really are foolish, we preach about protecting nature when nature is literally trying to kill us XD

“No. It is humankind that is destroying itself. Hexxus is the embodiment of humankind’s greed and destructive nature. Beast is the embodiment of fear that corrupts the soul from the shadows. 

But I am no product of the human condition. I was born of the primordial chaos that existed long before the creation of the universe. I am Darkness.

I am AKU.”