@the-one-and-only-aku — cont.

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“WHAT IF WE JUST GOT A GUN AND SHOT HIM? HAVE EITHER OF US JUST TRIED THAT? HE CERTAINLY WOULDN”T EXPECT IT.”

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“I assume he would merely deflect the bullets with his accursed sword.” 

That damned sword… If it could protect the Samurai from Aku’s eyebeams, he was certain a few bullets wouldn’t phase it.

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“Mhhhh… We need to strike him with something he cannot see, sense or slice.” The demon stroked his beard in contemplation. “Something intangible yet deadly to all whom encounter it. Something like— “

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“BUBONIC PLAGUE!”

“Well if it isn’t Sleeping Beauty. Did you rest well, O’ other self of mine?”

the-one-and-only-aku:

“DEFINE WELL.”

“I TOOK A NAP BECAUSE I BELIEVED THE SAMURAI WAS DEAD SO I GOT LAZY. BUT APPARENTLY THE SAMURAI ISN’T DEAD AND HAS BEEN FAFFING ABOUT DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT FOR THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS ASLEEP…. AND NOT A SINGLE PERSON WOKE ME UP TO TELL ME.”

“SO NO…. I DID NOT REST WELL.”

“Hmph, I see we have been dealt a similar hand. Recently, I had the Samurai’s corpse delivered to me at my behest. But not a week later and the idiotic fool who removed him from the mortal coil has already returned him to it. Needless to say, I have revoked his payment. 

I don’t understand…”

“Why can’t that Samurai STAY DEAD??!!!!”

I was feeling pretty sick today and was watching TV when this episode of M*A*S*H came on (the Rainbow Bridge episode). I noticed this guy looked really familiar and was like “…Hey, it’s Mako!” Mako Iwamatsu was Aku’s original voice actor. Here he is being really young.

Also Aku’s reaction if Jack pulled out a tiny sword.