“Ohhhh stop your boo-hooing. When will you humans learn to embrace your lord and master? How long is it gonna take you?”
“I dunno. Maybe NEVER? If you can get butthurt over the gods then we can most definitely be butthurt over you enslaving the whole planet for a millenia.”
“Very well. Then you will all live miserably every after FOR ETERNITY!”
See if he cares, you fools! You jerks!
“Nah, not until Jack slays you or something.”
“He cannot do so without the help of my daughter.”
“Oh? I have had the joyous opportunity of reducing your dear sweet Bombón
to a helpless shred of his former self no more powerful than a baked cake. When next I have such an opportunity, I will slice him into quarters and serve him to you cold.”
“Ohhhh stop your boo-hooing. When will you humans learn to embrace your lord and master? How long is it gonna take you?”
“I dunno. Maybe NEVER? If you can get butthurt over the gods then we can most definitely be butthurt over you enslaving the whole planet for a millenia.”
“Very well. Then you will all live miserably every after FOR ETERNITY!”
The Shogun of Sorrow 