Just got back from seeing Samurai Jack (and Aku) on the big screen. They also played clips from the fifth season which I thought was neat.

The video ‘Aku is an Absolute Jerk’ got deleted from youtube and I’m sad.

Dammit, that was my favorite Aku video.

… Yeah, especially when said worshippers are a sex-not-sex-cult dedicated to you.

The look on Aku’s face when he walks into the cult’s temple is priceless. He’s like “I have worshippers? Excellent!” And then he walks in and looks around like:

“…What form of worship is this?”

Does anyone have a gif of Aku rolling his eyes from that scene in Jack and the Gangsters? You know, the one where he says “Who dares summon… Oh, it’s you.”

What if Ashi’s lips aren’t red because she’s wearing lipstick, but because it’s a trait she inherited from Aku?

Are these real and who do I have to yell at to take my money?

It’s ya boi, Aku!

Aku prayer circle starting now

We are gathered here tonight to join hands and pray for our Demon Lord, our Unholy Master of Darkness and greatest villain of all time, Aku. If he must die, please let him go out in a blaze of glory as flagrant as his GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS. Amen.

#akuproblems

When everyone still thinks you’re a tree.