akunoakuma – The Shogun of Sorrow

akunoakuma:

unspeakablyevil:

akunoakuma:

“… Do not even t h i n k of coming to the lair of A K U to steal from his hoard of c a n d y …”

Guess who just snagged an entire fistful.

“I didn’t think of it. YOU thought of it.”

And just like that, a dark tendril reached out, wrapping around the wrists of his other self.

“Then surely you know that there is no way to escape
the R E P E R C U S S I O N of A K U .”

“For an ordinary mortal that is certainly so,” the demon spoke, a wicked grin upon his face. “But I am afraid you have— met your match!”

He flexed his claws and raised them skyward. By magical forces, all the candy rose into the air and began to swirl around the room in a confectionery typhoon.

akunoakuma:

“… Do not even t h i n k of coming to the lair of A K U to steal from his hoard of c a n d y …”

Guess who just snagged an entire fistful.

“I didn’t think of it. YOU thought of it.”

akunoakuma:

unspeakablyevil:

akunoakuma

“You mean you didn’t eat the dog…?”

“Nahhh.”

“Why would you not eat the dog?”

“She went missing before I could finish making my tea. Like I said, I know not what became of her.”

“But don’t go around thinking you are eviler than I. I have devoured my share of hostages for the most spiteful of reasons!”

akunoakuma

“You mean you didn’t eat the dog…?”

“Nahhh.”

akunoakuma:

unspeakablyevil:

akunoakuma:

“Alright, so I wasn’t the only one…”

Buddy. Pal. Let him lean on your shoulder.

“Though I have disposed of many hostages that way, I was not being entirely truthful in this instance.”

“…?”

“I know not what happened to Lulu. I assume she wandered too close to the Pit of Hate and fell in, like canines past.”

akunoakuma:

“Alright, so I wasn’t the only one…”

Buddy. Pal. Let him lean on your shoulder.

“Though I have disposed of many hostages that way, I was not being entirely truthful in this instance.”

akunoakuma:

unspeakablyevil:

akunoakuma

“B L A A A A A A A A A … !”

“… I felt D I S G U S T I N G .”

“Awhhh it wasn’t THAT bad, was it? You were a GOD after all.”

“A god of everything I HATE.”

“At least you weren’t a god of something really bad, like LOVE. Or JOY, or FERTILITY.”

akunoakuma

“B L A A A A A A A A A … !”

“… I felt D I S G U S T I N G .”

“Awhhh it wasn’t THAT bad, was it? You were a GOD after all.”

akunoakuma:

unspeakablyevil:

akunoakuma

“… Don’t remind me.”

The yokai turned up his palms, shrugging.

“I asked if you wanted me to go there!”

“Well…! I didn’t think you would be bringing that up!”