Eclipses make him incredibly nervous, but at least now Aku is gone for good. Right?

WRONG AGAIN, SAMURAI.
“The Eclipse has only served to make me MORE powerful!”
Eclipses make him incredibly nervous, but at least now Aku is gone for good. Right?

WRONG AGAIN, SAMURAI.
“The Eclipse has only served to make me MORE powerful!”

“Do you not have anything better to do with your time!?” However, if that was how Aku wanted to be…
Two could play at that game.
Jack just…quickly leaned in and placed a kiss on Aku’s cheek. And then jumped way back.

“HA HA HA— HUH?!”

“WHA—”

“SAMURAI, YOU—!!”

Confused and affronted, Aku pressed a hand to his cheek.
“…You fool.”
Send “chu” to surprise my muse with a kiss on the cheek!
Isn’t it amazing just how good Jack can jump with the right motivation?
“Aku! What do you think you’re doing!?”

“What, are you blind, Samurai? I am enjoying the look of ABJECT HORROR upon your face!”

“AH HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!! HEE HEE HEE.”
“Ask me no questions, Samurai, and I shall tell you no lies.”
“…Or I could destroy you, and not have to worry about it.”

“Or perhaps you won’t have to worry about it because you won’t exist.”
“Yes, we wouldn’t want to do that now would we?”
“NO! No we would not! You did not hear that, did you!?”

“Ask me no questions, Samurai, and I shall tell you no lies.”
“There is absolutely nothing about Aku to appreciate- and please do not give him ideas.”

“Yes, we wouldn’t want to do that now would we?”
“LEAVE MY FATHER OUT OF THIS.”
“NO, START WITH THE FATHER!”
“I fail to see how it is /my/ fault that they sent this message to you. And why must they make it sound like you are in love with me?”
“HUH?”
Aku reread the message and then—

//I’m sure someday I’ll find a use for these icons
Now I’m picturing Aku hosting a gameshow where Jack is mounted like this on a giant wheel but instead of money and prizes, the wheel has different ways of dying written on it.
