“That depends. Do slaves and hostages count as pets?”
Y’ever had a pet, human or otherwise?
Tag: anon
damn aku u horny
“THANK YOU. The horns of Aku serve as his mighty crown of Darkness and Majesty.”
Let’s See… Lord Aku? King Aku? Emperor Aku? Champion Aku?
“Lord Aku, if you please. But you may also call me Master.”
E X T R A T H I C C
oh geez i gotta agree with ya there aku
He’s heard of humans being into some weird things but that was beyond his comprehension.
Actually, a few very RARE souls are into being chewed up too. Yeah, I don’t get it either. Those fuckers are the ones you gotta watch out for.
“—?!”
“ … ”
Chewed, no. Swallowed whole… nasty bunch.
“I will remember to chew.”
Not according to the humans themselves
“ … “
“You cannot mean they enjoy being eaten.”
I heard your daughter made out with your sworn enemy. Heard they’re gonna elope to Russia.
“That was not my daughter. It was merely her scribe.”
Much to his relief.
Ugh, it’s too early for anything to do with end-of-year festivities. We have TWO MONTHS. We can go without such things until sometime in the middle of next month. After Thanksgiving would be much preferred.
“AGREED! IT IS ALL FLUG’S FAULT.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 