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“You got it.”
I command you to make the Samurai a sandwich.
Tag: anon
Kangi got turned into the Protector Aku. Today just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
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Kangi ripped part of Akunoakuma’s beard off again before he sent her to the pit of hate.
“I should retrieve her from the Pit of Hate and then
CAST HER BACK IN AGAIN!”
Have you ever thought about what if things turn out like the way you dreamt that one time, where the samurai had successfully erased you from existence? What if it was meant to be like that? What makes you so sure that you’d still win despite the odds are against you?
“…”
For a long moment, Aku was silent except for the tap tap tap of a clawed finger on the armrest of his throne.
“If you must know, I have thought of it many times. And I have concluded that it was my own foolishness that allowed the Samurai to slay me.
If I have seen the vision, would it not suggest to you that I was meant to prepare myself and take different actions in the future? Actions to avoid the missteps that occurred in the alternate timeline?
I do not know for certain what my fate shall be, but it will not be the same as I have seen in my nightmare.”
Pork is chemically extremely similar to human, and tastes much the same.
“Hmm… Maybe next time I shall have my human COOKED like pork.”
Not a fan of pork, huh?
“Pork is MUCH better than human.”
Aku how often to you eat people?
“If by ‘people’ you mean humans, then exactly once. They taste horrid.”
*looks uneasily at rumbling storm clouds approaching* Er Sire, quick question – how well prepared is the dark tower in case of natural disasters?
Aku looked content at the sight of the oncoming thunderclouds.
“My citadel shall withstand the weather. Do you forget that I am able to conjure and dispel storms at my whim?”
Don’t drink Aku cola! Drink Samurai Jack juice products! Healthier for you and tastes better too!
“1000 YEARS, PIT OF HATE!!”
Wait- so you’re accepting/tolerating said sacrificial victims in spite of the superstitious irrationality behind them – if only to add more slaves under your thumb or just ” make an example out of them” so to speak?
“And you are surprised because…?”
The Shogun of Sorrow 