Iroh vs Aku. Who would win?

Aku. Knowing this, Iroh would be clever enough not to challenge him and they would have tea instead. Maybe play some pai sho.

Plot: Paladin Aku meets original Jack and teams up with him

fuck no || not really interested || give me more details… || sure why not || I MEAN SURE MAN

This could probably work somehow but it would take some building up to. Paladin Aku trusts no Jack! Just as I am sure no Jack would trust Paladin Aku. However, if I could get both Jack and Paladin Aku to stumble into a situation where they’re fighting on the same side, I’d be totally down for it.

Hey, have you ever met Paladin Aku? If so, what’s your opinion of him?

“Yes. He is i n c r e d i b l y annoying.”

Can I tickle u?

Aku shifted away swiftly as if the anon might suddenly attack him.

“DON’T YOU DAAAARE!!”

No no, not EVIL. Bad. Like, you’re just not fun to be around.

“How astoundingly observant you are to realize that I am not Mary Poppins. What next? Will you devastate me with news of fire being hot?”

Okay I got a confession for ya. Aku? More like A-CUTE! finger guns

“Fool, I am not CUTE. I am the Master of—”

SIGH.

“…Aw, forget it.”

Hey Aku, what killed the dinosaurs?

“They were annihilated in the sudden impact of my arrival to Earth.”

He raised his palms in a shrug, “MY BAD.”

Another aku from a different universe appeared.”Did you feel that ripple in one of the different unvierses. One of the samurais actually destroyed one of us.”

“Mmmmgh…” he rumbled in acknowledgement. “I had a vision of the event in its entirety. The Samurai escaped and returned to the past to destroy me, all thanks to my one and only daughter.”