“Stop that! VAMOOSE!” Aku waved his hands at the anon. “Skadoodle!”
When that didn’t work, he glared down at the anon with hands planted on his hips. Vaporizing the pest with his eyebeams was always an option, but …eh. He rolled his eyes and groaned instead.
“Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”
“…”
Enjoy the Pit of Hate while it still exists. ZAP ZAP.
It squealed continuously for 5 seconds, his head slowly sinking down with the release of the air, until he removed the toy and crushed it in his hand.
“…I will see you all in Hell.”
Lights out. Eyebrows out. Goodnight.
“No, but I know a Master of Foolishness who happens to be VERY lucky he is not someone I can obliterate.”
“But ten years is such a looooooong time.”
To a being like Aku, 10 years is equivalent to 10 seconds. He is just that impatient.
Aku brushed his arm at the mere memory of something crawling on it, then glowered.
“…Yes. Even Aku holds no power over the unholy kingdom of insects.”
He shuddered.
“Yes, I took a hot bath in the pit of a volcano. The magma was very relaxing. After that, I cooled off in a natural spring and felt completely INVIGORATED.”
Aku paused for a moment. At first he hadn’t known what was going on, but now the pieces were coming together in his mind. A toothy grin spread slow and wicked across his face.
“But you know what really helped was when I went around to everyone I knew and gave them a BIG HUG AND KISS. YESSS, I think love was the real cure.”
“Yes. Or so I have been led to believe.”
WHY WOULD YOU—!
FOOOOOOOL! DID YOU THINK YOU COULD STARTLE THE ALMIGHTY AKU WITH YOUR PRANKS? DO YOU NOT REALIZE I SMELL THE BLOOD OF MORTALS LONG BEFORE THEY APPROACH?”
Yes, he wan’t startled at all! His beard fluffed up for entirely unrelated reasons!
“But—!
I didn’t even know about them!”
The Shogun of Sorrow 