“I EXTERMINATED THAT RODENT. HAAA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!”
All Hail The Almighty Aku, Slayer of The Formerly Great God Mickey! (Bobo and Slipstream The Fraternal Multibrid Twins of the Grey Kingdom)
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Ey, boss! Can I habe da pusi, pls?
“No Pit of Hate for you. Only death.”
You are the greatest villain of all times.
“Ah, thank you for noticing. The Master of Evil does what he can.”
How have you been holding up since hearing about Jack’s sword being retrieved?
“Mmmmmmmgghhhghhhh…”
Translation: ‘I don’t want to talk about it.’
Spank me with your sexy branches, daddy!
“No.”
You hate tree jokes, Aku? I wonder what that stems from. Let’s branch out and get to the root of the issue.
“HOW ABOUT KNOT.”
“…THAT WAS NOT A PUN! PUN KNOT INTENDED!!”
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Six months in the pit for simply ‘oaking’ around with you? That is an unbe’leaf’ably harsh punishment, Aku…
“If you do not stop this and leaf me alone, I will—” Wait. Dammit!
“BRAAAAAAAAARRGHH!!”
Pssst! Hey Aku, remember when you threw Jack’s sword to the sun? Well, you might want to do an update cheek on it now because guess who retrieve it recently.
“WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!”
Hey, Aku! What do you call it when somebody attempts to assassinate you? Tree-son! Get it? Cause you’re like a giant, alien tree creature from outerspace?
“Six months, Pit of Hate.”
Name a list of your friends and enemies.
“Well, let’s see…
Enemies:
- The Samurai
- his weak and insignificant friends
the Gods
Friends:
- My minions
- my scientists
- my loyal followers
- my… therapist?
Look at how many friends I have!”
Fact: he has no actual friends.
The Shogun of Sorrow 