“What are these ‘Crystal Gems’ of which you speak?”
Mr.Aku. Crystal Gems are Going Attacking You.
Tag: anon
let’s see this “arsenal”.
Eyebrows on fleek but your besrd could use work you billygoat.
“Now now. We all know there is no finer beard than the majestic whiskers of Aku. Maybe one day, should you be blessed with great fortune, you will have a beard to call your own. In the meantime, perhaps you can make toast for that surplus of jelly.”
Aku your eyebrows are on FLEEK
“I agree. How wise of you to notice.”
Oh come on, you can’t guess? He died recently, it was really gruesome. And gross. Looked really painful. Come on guess!
Unfortunately, Aku knew exactly where this was going…
“BLACK HAAAAAAT!!!”
You’ll never guess who Black Hat brought back to life~
“ … ”
“Go on.”
F-father, why have you brought the hammer?
“When you bring the shame, I bring the PAIN.”
△ “Why do you like to bother Flug so much?”
Did you ever want to have kids before finding out that you actually did? You seem to have a soft spot for them
“The thought had never occurred to me as I had no reason to believe it was remotely possible. Especially not with… a human.”
You are my Daaaddd — YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie 🎶
“You are about to boogie your way into the PIT OF HATE!!”
The Shogun of Sorrow 