“Who is this and what compels you to ask such a foolish question?”
Will you be MY dad too?
Tag: anon
HIDE YO KIDS
“Mhhhhh…” he growled, eyebrows flickering. Aku would not be hiding his daughters but he would be keeping a close watch over them.
Do it for the vine
“NO.”
“…What vine?”
HOLY SHIT AKU if you two are on the same family cactus does that mean there are more pricks like you guys?
“I suppose there is a possibility that—”
Wait a minute…
“SHADDAP!!”
Wait so hold on a second here. Are Black Hat and you actually related????? Like you’re both evil, you both have the same color scheme, and you both… are evil. Are you seeing this?
Evil? Check. Shared color scheme? Check. Shared power set? Eldritch beings made of darkness? Propagators of new and strange technologies? Triple check.
“It is possible he may be a distant, DISTANT… cousin.”
can you light stuff on fire with your weird eyebrows? like if you held up a log would it catch fire?
“Yes! And if you attempt to try it, I shall roast you.”
Aku… Do you need to shave?
“Shave this majestic beard? Why would I do that?”
If you’re so curious as to what’s under his hat, why don’t you take it off? You’re much bigger than Black hat is, just yank it off!
“It’s probably nothing more than a small tentacle.”
Pretty sure you’re thinking of sharks, Aku. Humans have baby and adult sets of teeth but that’s it. Once their adult ones grow in, it’s for life.
“Ohhhhh, I see. How unfortunate…”
“For them.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 