“I am about to make this YOUR last summer!”
Flaming eyebrows are so last summer
Tag: anon
Hey Aku, I chipped a tooth today. You ever break a tooth before? CAN your teeth break?
“The teeth of Aku are nigh indestructible! Of course, if I chipped one all I would have to do is shape-shift a replacement.
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What, you can’t grow a new one? I thought humans shed and regrew their teeth every few years. Am I wrong?”
but the point of AKUnamatata is to NOT worry! Jeeze, you’re bad at this.
“Perhaps you are right. I feel as though my worries are about to end!”
ZAAAAP!
Dear Senor Aku L. Buttsniff, this is Hacker Max. I have stolen all your googolplex. Good day, sir.
“Not so fast, Mortal.”
The hacker’s laptop smoked and sparked as a black tentacle burst through the screen and wrapped itself around his neck in a tight choke hold. Then the Earth split open beneath his feet and he was yanked into the flaming depths below.
“Thou shalt not steal… from the Mighty Aku!”
first akunamatata anon, i love how i did the first two and everyone else just chimed in. In other words: i live bih
“You will ALL be punished in the PIT OF HATE!”
nerdddddd
what if YOU were the good one all along?
“Then they would’a named the show after AKU.”
Ever think of forging a sword of your own that is the opposite of the samurai’s? like a sword of evil?
“Yes. I once used the Samurai’s own essence to craft an equal but opposite anti-Jack to rival him, sword included. He was called Mad Jack. Yet somehow the Samurai overcame him with his powers of righteousness and purity.”
It was very disappointing, to say the least.
I just want to say to the mun, i absolutely love your blog. Every time you post something with Aku i can hear his voice from the show in it. XD
Thank you so much, Anon <33333
It’s our problem freeee philosophyyyy! Akunamatataaaa
The Shogun of Sorrow 