
Tag: anon
I’m gonna buy a bunch of Samurai Jack stuff from AKUmazon because I love and support him so much.

“FOOOOL! The Samurai is a recluse who will never see a penny of your support. It is I who receives a portion of your payments!”
it means no worries

“I know what it means!!”
AKUnamatata

“…”
Aku, the Prince of Darkness requests that you disembowel the samurai in the most AGONIZING way possible, as soon as possible. He sends his regards. – Humble Peasant Messenger of Darkness

“Tell him to DESTROY THE SWORD and I will gladly oblige.”
im in THAT mood, MMMMM, I think I’ll settle down and just watch AKUhub

“Spare me further commentary. Forever.”
Careful Aku, if you eat too much shrimp you might turn pink. That’s what happens to flamingos

“Nonsense! I have eaten shrimp by the shipload without turning pink.”

“Though my beard may have appeared slightly magenta for a time…”
slorp up that tentacle good shit good shit

“I am placing an order as we speak.”


“BLECH! I WOULD NOT. He is too much like Aku.”

“Unless by eating it I could obtain more power…”
Ok Aku, california rolls or philadelphia rolls? I like Cali rolls but I dunno about that cream cheese…

“Both. I enjoy cream cheese…”