“Fool, I am not CUTE. I am the Master of—”
SIGH.
“…Aw, forget it.”
Okay I got a confession for ya. Aku? More like A-CUTE! *finger guns*
Tag: Anonymous
Hey Aku, what killed the dinosaurs?
“They were annihilated in the sudden impact of my arrival to Earth.”
He raised his palms in a shrug, “MY BAD.”
Another aku from a different universe appeared.”Did you feel that ripple in one of the different unvierses. One of the samurais actually destroyed one of us.”
“Mmmmgh…” he rumbled in acknowledgement. “I had a vision of the event in its entirety. The Samurai escaped and returned to the past to destroy me, all thanks to my one and only daughter.”
“If YOU should capture the Samurai, it would be wise to slaughter him yourself and do it decisively.”
lemme smash. I brought you samurai. Do you want samurai?
“YEEEESS! SMASH HIM GOOD!!”
Aku. Lemme smash
“Smash what? The Samurai? His father? BE MY GUEST.”
Lord ACHOO, Master of Sneezes!
“…Gesundheit.”
Actually, it wasn’t the Samurai. It’s because I realized you were a bad person.
“I am the Master of Darkness, Lord of All Evil. Of course I am bad.”
At some point, I would have done anything for you. I just wanted your praise, but now? I despise you more than anything.
Aku’s expression turned immediately sour.
“I don’t suppose a certain Samurai had something to do with this…”
No, I’d say you look like a mostly burnt tree… I don’t get what this has to do with your weird phobia of bows, though.
“I hereby BANISH ALL BOWS within a 50 mile radius of AKU. This is now a BOW FREE ZONE!”
“I’m not sure if I should quit my job or continue. So far you’re a really great boss and I admire you! But… none of my friends think that I should.” -curioosity
YOUR FRIENDS ARE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!
…is what he wanted to scream, but Aku knew better.
“I would be very sorry to see you go, Azura. You are not easily replaceable.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 