“Would you like some fries to go with all that salt, Anon?”
Well. yes. An Ugly Clown. I thought that went without saying.
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No, I think you look a little closer to a clown
“I make Pennywise look adorable. Fool.”
aku, do you know any eeeeviiillll jokes?
“What do I look like, a stand-up comedian?”
How would you like your super weapon of certain death: EXTRA THICC or /EXTRA THICC/?
“Oh, I think you know.”
You’re too handsome to be evil.
“Ohhh, I think I am proof that one can be both.”
If you ever rub a magical lamp, and then a Genie comes out to tells you that he’ll grant you 3 wishes, what would be your 3 wishes?
Aku wasted no time counting down his three wishes on his claws.
“ONE. Destroy the Samurai. TWO. Destroy the Samurai’s sword forever.
THREE…” He hesitated, the third talon raised as he considered whether or not to answer truthfully. “For the Samurai’s followers to worship ME as they do him.”
Would you like some EXTRA THICC on your pizza?
“OF COURSE. The Master of Darkness would have it no other way! Also, I would like a large and delivered as soon as possible.”
DO you ever fear you are to evil?
“Never. In fact, sometimes I wonder if I am not evil enough. Perhaps I should step up my game by raising some children and pushing them into a pit of flame.”
Ok! That means one of three things! Scavengers came and ate her, someone carried off her body, or she walked/crawled off on her own. If it’s the last option, between that and having SEVEN CHILDREN AT ONCE, this lady is RESILIENT!!!
“If she is a true servant of Aku, she most certainly crawled away. The same cannot be said for these hundreds of orc corpses. How could a whole army be so incompetent to be taken down by two foolish humans!?”
Dang, too bad the lady who had seven children (at once!!!) in your honor and raised them to hunt and kill the Samurai in an effort to impress you is (probably) dead now.
“I went to the place Ashi spoke of but I did not find her mother’s corpse.”
[ Twilight Zone theme plays in the background. ]
The Shogun of Sorrow 