Would you ever want a wife?

“A being as GREAT and as EVIL as Aku does not need companionship.”

“…But the thought of having a Dark Mistress may have crossed my mind once or twice in passing.”

EXTRA T H I C C

(except pretend it’s a gif and his eyes are lit up)

So you kissed Mad Jack. What was uh… What was that about.?

“Sometimes, one simply longs to see the look of ABSOLUTE SHOCK AND HORROR on the Samurai’s face again.”

All Hail The Almighty Aku, Slayer of The Formerly Great God Mickey! (Bobo and Slipstream The Fraternal Multibrid Twins of the Grey Kingdom)

“I EXTERMINATED THAT RODENT. HAAA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!”

//Hello! I’m the mun of thegodofchaoticpleasure and I couldn’t help but notice that your wishlist asks for Rivals. Would a Dark God of Chaos count?

Hi there! We can give it a try? Sometimes Aku gets along well with other dark entities but it really depends on how respectful they are toward him. I can usually tell after the first interaction whether they’ll get along or not but I’m fine with it going either way!