Have you ever visit this one place call “Villain Pub”? If not, it could be up your ally because you get to chat with many great villains such as Darth Vader, The Joker, Voldemort , and many other villains you might never heard of or met before while drinking whatever beer or any other alcoholic drinks you want.

“Villain Pub, you say? Hmmm. It sounds like something that would require… social interaction.”

Aku doesn’t know if he can handle that right now, tbh.

“But if Cthulhu is there, I might consider making an appearance.”

If Demongo ever comes back and begs you for a 2nd chance to carry out his mission to finally defeat Jack, what would you say to him?

“Hmmmmmmmmmm… mmmmmmmmmmmmggghhh…

I would consider it, but I would NOT forgive him. Unless he was successful. Maybe.”

won’t you be vaporized along with the sword if you take it to the sun?

“Perhaps…”

So, it looks like you finally learn the truth about Jack’s sword. Now, what are you gonna do next?

“Ah, there are many choices before me! I could hunt down the lost sword and dispose of it in the Sun once and for all. I could taunt the Samurai like old times or sit back and delight in his continual suffering.

Or I could simply find him and KILL HIM!”

If you ever come across Jack’s magical sword into your possession, what’d you plan to do with it?

“I would hide it in a place the Samurai has no hope of ever reaching.

At first I was thinking the molten core of Earth. But now I think I will bury it in the sun itself. It would be vaporized in an instant!”

I have something to say that might help with your problem if it ever happens. Let’s just say that Jack has lost his magical sword and is now more vulnerable to kill off than ever before. What’ll be your reaction and what will you do after hearing about it?

What an unfortunate time to be drinking his morning tea. Aku nearly chokes as he spits out a great matcha-flavored spray. Then, all becomes deathly silent. So silent that one can hear the soft crackle of his flaming eyebrows. He stares uncomprehendingly like this for a full 10 seconds, until—

“WhaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?”

“I… will be right back.” Gotta start spying on the Samurai again, pronto! “But be warned! If I find you do not speak the truth, I will mop up this mess with your face.”

Have you ever heard about this one princess girl name Star Butterfly? You might want to hunt her down because she holds one of the most powerful wand in this universe and it’ll make you twice as powerful than you are now.

“Twice as powerful?” Aku lifts his head, neck stretching above his shoulders. This definitely piques his interest.

“Hmmmmmmmm….”

“No, I have not heard of her but perhaps I will look into this… Star Butterfly.”

hey aku hows your daughter?

“…How’s my what?”