“What did you call me?”
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Tag: Anonymous
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“YES, THROW YOUR ROSES UPON ME! BASK IN THE HANDSOME GLORY THAT IS AKU!”
*waits for Aku to fall asleep… then gives him a kiss and disappears!*
Aku awoke from his slumber with a start.
“BWHU—! WHO…??”
He didn’t see anyone but he swatted at the empty air for good measure.
“Aku, sir! I never really gotten the chance to thank you for the Aku-mas gift… but what’s up with this?” She holds up the obsidian necklace, the form shifting its shape as ever. -curioosity
“You are most welcome, Azura. I’m glad you enjoyed it,” he grinned. Then his gaze fell upon the necklace.
“Ah, yes. It is a charm that contains my physical being so that I will always be with you wherever the universe takes you.” And when activated, it would help him to locate her across the dimensions. But that part remained unspoken.
what color are your nipples?
Ask my muse questions they don’t want to answer, make them squirm!
“In case it has escaped your notice, I am not a mammal nor do I possess mammalian features.”
… So what DID you think about the High Priestess drinking your essence?
Remember kitty?
“Of course. I could not forget that meddlesome feline if I tried. Though it has been some time since I’ve heard from her…”
💤 – *Clears throat* AHHHH! AKUUUU!! IT’S THE SAMURAI!! ((…”it’s just a prank, bro”))
Send ‘💤’ to wake my sleepy muse in the middle of the night.
“—!!!”
Aku was awake in an instant as a sense of dread recoiled through his being. Getting attacked by the Samurai while he slept was a recurring nightmare, after all and Aku was quick to be on the defensive.
He blasted his eyebeams around the room hoping to mow the Samurai down in their incinerating glow. Before he realized it was a prank, he’d already melted part of the walls and blown up his alarm clock.
“Uuugghhhhhhh….”
Are you aware your daughter will marry the samurai in the future
“NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!!”
Aku’s furious shouting filled the air like a crack of thunder.
“I REFUSE TO ACCEPT ANY FUTURE, PRESENT OR PAST IN WHICH MY DAUGHTER MARRIES THE SAMURAI!”
The Shogun of Sorrow 