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“PIT
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hey.. you know that cat right? try and catch them, i mean how hard can it be their a cat like put them in a cage or lure them their with something, their a cat! how hard can it be?! dont forget their not as smart as you.
“This c r e a t u r e is no ordinary cat…”
Every Villian Is Lemons, otherwise known as evil.
“Do you suggest that I am sour?”
So how long before you start inter-dimensional conquest?
“Never you mind.”
Do you think Aku would have any chance against a Alien or maybe ever a Predator if he did try to conquer the galaxies?
I don’t know a whole lot about xenomorphs and Predators but I think he’d totally have a chance against them if they’re mortal and not completely immune to his powers. If he’s faced with millions of them at a time, he’d probably retreat and try something else. I guess it would kind of depend on how clever they are.
For the most part, Aku seems to only be vulnerable to gods and powers that are divine, righteous or pure in nature. He’d have a hell of a time against characters whose powers are spiritual/divine like Aang or Korra in the Avatar state. I think one of them could totally hand him his ass.
Aku is THICC!
“What? Who? Me??”
I know one shouldn’t be deceived by appearances for true beauty is found within, but I must admit you’re incredibly physically well-proportioned.
“How wise of you to notice! I take great pride in my proportions.”
Sir? Is the pit of hate the only pit you have? What about a Pit of Despair? A Pit of Melancholy?
“Both of those and much more can be felt in the Pit of Hate. There is no need for separate pits.”
I also find you frighteningly handsome. In such a way of frighteningly that you look like an angry demonic babboon, and handsome as in only a face a mother could love.
Things had started out well, but then—
“PIT OF HATE!!”
You mind if I call you ‘grandpa’?
“ ‘Grandpa’? But I am not the father of your mother.”
Or was he? Aku couldn’t be 100% sure these days.
The Shogun of Sorrow 