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“ … “

“I should retrieve her from the Pit of Hate and then
CAST HER BACK IN AGAIN!”
“…”

For a long moment, Aku was silent except for the tap tap tap of a clawed finger on the armrest of his throne.

“If you must know, I have thought of it many times. And I have concluded that it was my own foolishness that allowed the Samurai to slay me.
If I have seen the vision, would it not suggest to you that I was meant to prepare myself and take different actions in the future? Actions to avoid the missteps that occurred in the alternate timeline?
I do not know for certain what my fate shall be, but it will not be the same as I have seen in my nightmare.”

“Hmm… Maybe next time I shall have my human COOKED like pork.”

“Pork is MUCH better than human.”

“If by ‘people’ you mean humans, then exactly once. They taste horrid.”

“What, my massager? My massager will DESTROY you. It is best that you find your own.”

Aku looked content at the sight of the oncoming thunderclouds.
“My citadel shall withstand the weather. Do you forget that I am able to conjure and dispel storms at my whim?”
Send me a HELLO and i’ll answer…
If we kissed:
If you asked me out I’d say:
Can we cuddle?:
Sex?:
Should you reblog this?:
放屁
