“And you are surprised because…?”
Wait- so you’re accepting/tolerating said sacrificial victims in spite of the superstitious irrationality behind them – if only to add more slaves under your thumb or just ” make an example out of them” so to speak?
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You’ve clearly ruled the planet for eons, hypothetically the more superstitious realms may have initially believed giving their maidens to you as sacrificial victims is an additional way of appeasing you.
“Do you wish to make a virgin sacrifice to the Shogun of Sorrow?”
So you’ve obviously had *ahem* undefiled maidens sacrificed to you in the past?
“Why do you ask?”
leaves aku a handheld rechargeable massager for a gift
“…”
Aku was unsure what the purpose of this gift was. He had picked it up to examine it when his finger hit something and the device started buzzing.
“WHA—?”
ヽ( ´O｀): What is their body language like when sleepy?
When overcome with boredom or a desire to sleep, Aku will slump over, drag himself around and yawn. He’ll also find something to lean against or drape himself over things. Like most people, he has trouble keeping his eyes open and staying upright. He’s been known to doze off at his throne with his cheek against his fist to keep his head up (though sometimes he slips and his face hits the armrest.)
Bonus: Aku doesn’t snore much when he sleeps but he emits a low rumbling.
Jealousy doesn’t suit you, Aku. If you want food gifts so badly, I can get you some.
“I am NOT jealous.”
“You know, Boss… Having spent this amount of time to know and coexist with the Samurai does tell a lot about being you compatible with your mortal enemy. Have you tried being friends instead?” -curioosity
“If you value your job, Azura, you will speak no more on this subject!”
Aku heres what your possible future might be in 50 years into the possible future you will have 7 daughters who will inherited your powers and one of your future daughters named Ashi will meet samurai Jack then you will mind control Ashi to capture samurai Jack but then your future daughter Ashi will betray you by freeing samurai Jack and sending herself and samurai Jack back to the past to defeat you so what do you think of this possible future?
First, there was silence.
Then came a deep growl under his breath…
Finally he spoke, his words slow and measured; “I have foreseen that future in a vision and I have begun taking steps to avoid it.”
I always imagined Aku smelling like burnt wood. You know, since he’s an evil tree wizard. :P
For some reason burnt wood smells like burnt toast to me. Unless it’s in a campfire. …I can picture Aku smelling like a campfire.
Holds up cellphone in speechless amazement to take a picture without flash.
One look from Aku and the cellphone went up in flames, exploding soon after.
“CHAMBERLAIN! Who allowed this TOURIST into my tower??”
The Shogun of Sorrow 