Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character
difficulty answering: 0
“Because I hear it bothers his boss.”
Tag: ask
Did you ever want to have kids before finding out that you actually did? You seem to have a soft spot for them
“The thought had never occurred to me as I had no reason to believe it was remotely possible. Especially not with… a human.”
Black Hat had something shiny in his hands, twirling it almost lazily. The divine blade, still speckled with bits of green, handle wrapped in dark fabric to protect his hand. “I take it you enjoyed the SHOW I put on for you?”
Still reveling in his foe’s death, Aku laughed with joyous cruelty. With the Samurai dead, there was no one left to wield his wretched, righteous weapon.
“Almost as much as I enjoyed the gift you left me!”
“Your evil rating is 999999999999999999-“
Poll: How evil is Aku?
Aku grinned in wicked approval of the rating.
You are my Daaaddd — YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie 🎶
“You are about to boogie your way into the PIT OF HATE!!”
-∞
With his trusty eyebeams, Aku zapped the minus symbol into oblivion.
Now it looked much better.
10,0001, his evilness is 1 and the other 10,0000 is because he’s a big adorable evil baby who won my heart
Does 9 sound good? -curioosity
Will you be MY dad too?
“Who is this and what compels you to ask such a foolish question?”
“Do you really care about your daughters that much? You didn’t seem to know they existed until recently.”
“That is because I DIDN’T know they existed until recently,” he snarled at the insinuation behind the robot’s words. “Had I known sooner, I would have taken them at birth!”
Aku, of course, would have had no idea how to care for seven infants. It was probably good fortune that he didn’t learn of them until they were a bit older.
The Shogun of Sorrow 