What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

“Well, I have destroyed planets for less…”

If you’re so curious as to what’s under his hat, why don’t you take it off? You’re much bigger than Black hat is, just yank it off!

“It’s probably nothing more than a small tentacle.”

Pretty sure you’re thinking of sharks, Aku. Humans have baby and adult sets of teeth but that’s it. Once their adult ones grow in, it’s for life.

“Ohhhhh, I see. How unfortunate…”

“For them.”

“She’s leaving isn’t she-” Cinder had walked into Aku’s palace carrying a crumpled up letter in her scarred hands

The yokai didn’t need to guess whom Cinder was referring to — he already knew. He slouched deeper into his throne with a frown that seemed to hang from his face like a wet noodle.

“I am afraid so…”

Flaming eyebrows are so last summer

“I am about to make this YOUR last summer!”

Hey Aku, I chipped a tooth today. You ever break a tooth before? CAN your teeth break?

“The teeth of Aku are nigh indestructible! Of course, if I chipped one all I would have to do is shape-shift a replacement.

…

What, you can’t grow a new one? I thought humans shed and regrew their teeth every few years. Am I wrong?”

but the point of AKUnamatata is to NOT worry! Jeeze, you’re bad at this.

“Perhaps you are right. I feel as though my worries are about to end!”

ZAAAAP!

Dear Senor Aku L. Buttsniff, this is Hacker Max. I have stolen all your googolplex. Good day, sir.

“Not so fast, Mortal.”

The hacker’s laptop smoked and sparked as a black tentacle burst through the screen and wrapped itself around his neck in a tight choke hold. Then the Earth split open beneath his feet and he was yanked into the flaming depths below.

“Thou shalt not steal… from the Mighty Aku!”