“Nonsense! I have eaten shrimp by the shipload without turning pink.”
“Though my beard may have appeared slightly magenta for a time…”
Careful Aku, if you eat too much shrimp you might turn pink. That’s what happens to flamingos
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slorp up that tentacle good shit good shit
“I am placing an order as we speak.”
“BLECH! I WOULD NOT. He is too much like Aku.”
“Unless by eating it I could obtain more power…”
Ok Aku, california rolls or philadelphia rolls? I like Cali rolls but I dunno about that cream cheese…
“Both. I enjoy cream cheese…”
DOES THAT MEAN YOU WOULD EAT ANY TENTACLE IF YOU WERE HUNGRY ENOUGH?
“I do not get that hungry. The Almighty Aku does not need food to sustain himself.”
“However, I will happily try any tentacle so long as it does not belong to myself or Cthulhu.”
So you like calamari?
“YES, it is delicious!”
What’s your favorite thing to eat?
“The flesh of my enemies along with the tears of their loved ones.”
“But I am also fond of fruits such as Mandarin oranges and black cherries. Seafood is another favorite — who doesn’t enjoy giant squid? And then of course there is chocolate cherry ice cream and sweet baked goods.”
No offense Aku but i think you throw out your back fucking forty bitches at once. ya kinda super damn old man.
“I may be ‘old’ by your mortal standards but I am not some feeble organic being hobbled by age!” Aku stamped his metaphorical ‘foot’.
can you fuck 4 bitches at once?
“I could fuck FORTY bitches at once!”
“…If I felt like it.”
“Which I do not.”
i think Azura is going mad with power. she doesn’t even think genocide is all that bad.
“…”
The demon lord considered this for a moment. Then a grin spread slowly across his face.
“You don’t say.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 