“Hey, I got you a joke for you tall guy.”

“Go forth with caution. I do not take kindly to puns of an arboreal nature.”

Would you SERIOUSLY risk Azzy’s LIFE for a fucking ROCK?!

“THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID!”

Nerve: touched. Now he was just seething in silence.

envision yourself having all that power at your disposal! you could use it to change the future or the past. you could use it to fight the gods. you could use it to defeat samurai jack or erase him from existence. just imagine!

After sitting with arms folded against his chest, the demon finally exploded.

“I ALREADY HAVE!!”

Was it really such a surprise? Aku did indeed fancy the thought of having that kind of power. But in a rather confusing conflict of thought, he felt both guilty and angry. Mostly angry.

“But that does not mean I have plans to take it,” he growled. After all, thoughts and actions were two separate things.

you sure about that? it’s a very powerful artifact capable of manipulating time and space.

“… Hmph! I know what it is.”

Folding his arms, Aku turned away with nothing further to add.

so that Infinity Stone inside Azura. ever thought about making it yours?

“Of course not…”

Yes.

“So are those horns or… Tree branches?”

Aku rolled his eyes with a growl as he considered whether he should bother to answer…

“They are HORNS. And I am not a tree.”

Omg Aku with a bow tie! So dapper and precious looking! (I’m sorry for the teasing)

you would make an extraordinarily good maid my superior overlord

“I disagree.”

Aku was in no kind of mood for this level of disrespect. One zap of his eyebeams placed the visitor in a stereotypical maid uniform. Then next zap sent them to the Pit of Hate.