“Sir, you look tired. Are you afraid that you’d wake up in a coffin again if you did go to sleep?” -curioosity

Aku sighed.

“I am more concerned that I will awaken at 4 in the morning and then be plagued with insomnia until daybreak.”

i vote for aku being the best dad boss ever. she’d get him his own cheesy number 1 boss dad mug and everything.

He would be very pleased with this.

I also had an idea you can play with if you want… Remember Aku’s essence charm he gave Azura? Imagine if it could shape-shift into a weapon of her choice when it senses that she needs help.

he’s destroying your daughter

“Boss, go to sleep.”

“No!” Aku said stubbornly. “If I do it now, I will awaken at an unacceptable hour. Aku is not early to rise. I must stay awake.”

Aku starts throwing glitter confetti at the alternative. No reason, he just felt like being an ass.

Perfect timing. Aku was just dozing off on his throne when he felt something land on his face.

“HUH?” He wiped his face and looked at his hand. What in the name of Darkness was this stuff? Aku tried to look as dangerous as he could while still somewhat groggy.

“WHO DARES TO—!” And then his gaze landed on his twin. “Oh, it’s you... What is the meaning of this nonsense?”