“STOP THAT.”
“Fuss, fuss, fuss,” she giggled.
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“No, I meant you’re funny in how you fuss like you’re my mother.”
“I was merely expressing my disgust. I was not, as you put it, fussing.”
“Hmph. You’re funny!”
“There is nothing funny about practicing basic hygiene.”
“I’m bored Akuuuuuu!”
The demon rolled his eyes.
“How grateful I am that you have brought this to my attention.”
“We clean them off! Grassfolk have a concept of cleanliness!”
“Pheh! That’s good to know.”
Lori snorts. “I don’t understand that! Giants eat mammals all the time, so why is Grassfolk eating insects any different?”
“…Have you seen what flies land on?”
Birds are pretty scary too
“If you think they are scary now, you should have seen them 140 million years ago.” Allow Aku to demonstrate by shapeshifting into this horrific nightmare creature.
She smirks. “Eating bugs, maybe?” she teases.
“That’s disgusting but it is not terrifying.”
“Well, alright,” she giggles. “If you say so. Still not that scary.”
“Mhhhhhh…” he grumbled irritably. “What could possibly be more terrifying than Aku?”
“Excuse me?” she squeaks in mock offense. “What’s wrong with being little?”
“It does not suit the mighty grandeur that is AKU.”
“And besides… being little is your thing.”
The Shogun of Sorrow 