DUMPS AN UNGODLY AMOUNT OF SALT THEN RUNS

Curse this meme. Curse this world.

“BLAAAAARGH!!”

Action: Gropes him, he starts doing that while being stuck in his human form. Wrapping his arms around, perfect.

“—!!!”

Aku was startled by the sudden contact but when he whirled his head around to see who it was, the fiery rage he was about to unleash was snuffed out.

“Mhhhhh… You are very lucky to be who you are.”

How deep that tongue go? ;P

“A l l the way.”

Not sure if anyone already asked you this but what would you consider to be your most favorite sin?

“Hmmmm…” That was a good question and one Aku had to consider.

But not for long.

His eyes crinkled with a grin.

“Forcing others to betray their loved ones.”

“Big fan of your work, Mister Aku. Read all about it. Horrific stuff! Especially the Pit of Hate!”

“Finally, someone who appreciates TRUE EVIL. The Pit of Hate is indeed one of my finest creations. It is a place where the most righteous of men scream in a chorus of unending torment! Thank you, human she-lizard.”

what kinks do you associate with aku?

I have a kink list for Aku here.

“The difference is sex. That’s really it.”

“…Ohhh.” Now he remembered.

“Right. You humans and your sex.”

drops a flower crown made of hellebore flowers on lord Aku’s horns before fleeing

Aku awoke at the sounds of fleeing and sat up to look around. But seeing no one there, he stretched his tongue out with a big yawn and slumped back into his throne to continue his nap, completely unaware that he’d been crowned the Flower King.