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unspeakablyevil:

“Given his true identity, he and I are natural enemies.” 

does that mean the HO-HO-HO scares you?

“No. But it is irritating in its own right.” Aku clenched his teeth with a roll of his eyes. Then, huffing, he folded his arms.

“Hmph. The laugh of Aku is FAR mightier.”

cosmically-comical:

unspeakablyevil:

snackiies replied to your post:
Dude! Why are you so amazing?! And why don’t…

Boooooo

“Ohhhh stop your boo-hooing. When will you humans learn to embrace your lord and master? How long is it gonna take you?”

“I dunno. Maybe NEVER? If you can get butthurt over the gods then we can most definitely be butthurt over you enslaving the whole planet for a millenia.”

“Very well. Then you will all live miserably every after FOR ETERNITY!”

See if he cares, you fools! You jerks! 

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unspeakablyevil:

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unspeakablyevil‌:

“That was BEFORE you engaged in acts of sacrilege that made me want to forcefully eject my dinner.”

With a snap of his fingers, the demon summoned forth a list of names and a pen with which he drew a line through her name.

“Which means I have one less person to worry about.”

“HEY! It’s not like I was enjoying it! And he insisted that he gets a stupid kiss in the first place!”

“I think Saint Nicolas would agree that good children do not put things in their mouths that belong in the trash.”

“Hey??? Sometimes people kiss garbage??? To cope???”

“Ohhhhh? Is that a lie I detect? I think someone is slated to have her name on the Naughty List.”

cosmically-comical:

unspeakablyevil‌:

“That was BEFORE you engaged in acts of sacrilege that made me want to forcefully eject my dinner.”

With a snap of his fingers, the demon summoned forth a list of names and a pen with which he drew a line through her name.

“Which means I have one less person to worry about.”

“HEY! It’s not like I was enjoying it! And he insisted that he gets a stupid kiss in the first place!”

“I think Saint Nicolas would agree that good children do not put things in their mouths that belong in the trash.”

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unspeakablyevil:

“I do not FEAR him! I simply see no reason to celebrate Odin in disguise!”

Aku held up his claws as he listed the things he gave her in the last year.

“A sweatshirt the color of the cosmos. A charm containing my essence to aid you in times of need. A luxurious bedroom… I suppose that last one was for your birthday.”

“Excuse you, you gave that to the other version of me. I didn’t get nuthin’! She has all the stuff and I don’t!”

“Hmmmmm… So I see.”

“In that case Aku will prove this year that he is the superior gift-giver.”