When you first came before me, I thought little of you and your strongly held opinions. I know you don’t agree with what I do and I suspect you never will but you are wise beyond your years. Your dedication to me is commendable and I see that I can trust you. You are, without a doubt, my most favored mortal and if anyone should harm you, they will answer to me.

curioosity:

Ask meme: On anon, tell me what your muse thinks of mine and they’ll try to guess who it is!

“I have a feeling that it’s you, Boss. Glad to know that we have a mutual respect for one another.”

I know not the point of this game but you are very good at it.

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil:

“I do not know but I think he is desperately seeking ways to get under my metaphorical skin.”

“I think he’s jealous that we’re not being teased on being “together” like he and Jackie does.”

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“Heh heh heh! You are most likely correct. It could also be that he does not understand the true meaning of friendshi—”

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Whuh-oh! Did he almost just say the ‘F’ word??  

curioosity:

headcanon: azura needs an anger management class but she’s too stubborn to admit it. so she usually lets her anger out in her training sessions and fights really angrily, aku sees it as a super eager act to train in being the best. 

problem is, while her intention on being trained in sword fights and martial arts are solely in defense, the more time she spends defeating demons, the more easier it is for her to kill, and that makes her vulnerable to accidentally hurt people. 

Headcanon accepted! 

I like to imagine that Aku will sometimes spar with her himself and he occasionally takes the form of other people to train her to ignore distractions. He would be proud of her ferocity, yes, but I also think he might know that it stems from something she carries inside her. He thinks channeling that rage into something physical and productive is a good thing.

And if she accidentally killed someone, he’d probably just magic them back to life somehow like, “See? It’s no big deal.” /Kanye shrug

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil:

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil:

curioosity:

“Not this again….”

At least it isn’t me!

He awaits your praise.

Well if praise he wants, praise is what he’s gonna get!

“Yes, I’m eternally grateful that I’m working for the most mature of all the other Akus. If not, I wouldn’t be sticking around for so long.” She closes her eyes and smiles in content. The mortal is pretty proud of her boss and puffs her chest a bit to show it.

This is why you are my favorite personal assistant.

And his only one, for that matter. He rested a giant hand upon her head, gently.

His praise made her heart grow three sizes and left a warm feeling in her chest as Aku rested his massive hand on her head. She was his favorite! Holy crap! This surely won’t be something she would forget anytime soon.

“The other Akus would wish I would work for them, and even if they asked, I wouldn’t want to!”

GOOD!” The Boss Monster grinned proudly. “They can find their own personal assistants. Because you are taken.

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil:

curioosity:

“Not this again….”

At least it isn’t me!

He awaits your praise.

Well if praise he wants, praise is what he’s gonna get!

“Yes, I’m eternally grateful that I’m working for the most mature of all the other Akus. If not, I wouldn’t be sticking around for so long.” She closes her eyes and smiles in content. The mortal is pretty proud of her boss and puffs her chest a bit to show it.

This is why you are my favorite personal assistant.

And his only one, for that matter. He rested a giant hand upon her head, gently.

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil:

curioosity:

guys I fricking had a Samurai Jack dream along with Ashi, she reverted back to her angry onion self somehow and I had to sit through looking at a slow mo scene of bearded Jack looking very disappointed and tearing up while Ashi is angrily trying to cut him in half (I could swear there were this some sort of fire in her eyes, as if she was in berserk mode?)

The realistic thing about this was me having to pause the video and telling my sister that “I can’t watch this, it’s too painful” because I can’t handle watching Jack hurt like this

THEN WHAT HAPPENED??

Don’t just leave him hanging in suspense!

I don’t know! I turned off the show before I could watch the ending, I think.

No…”