curioosity:

guys I fricking had a Samurai Jack dream along with Ashi, she reverted back to her angry onion self somehow and I had to sit through looking at a slow mo scene of bearded Jack looking very disappointed and tearing up while Ashi is angrily trying to cut him in half (I could swear there were this some sort of fire in her eyes, as if she was in berserk mode?)

The realistic thing about this was me having to pause the video and telling my sister that “I can’t watch this, it’s too painful” because I can’t handle watching Jack hurt like this

THEN WHAT HAPPENED??

Don’t just leave him hanging in suspense!

“If you could choose one weapon to master, which would it be?”

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil:

curioosity:

“Weapons, huh? I always thought that swords are pretty cool? But that’s just aesthetic saying rather than functionality…”

“What’s with the question, boss?”

I thought it wise to incorporate weaponry as part of your training. If the sword is your weapon of choice, then I shall have you trained to master it.

What say you, Azura?

“Uhhh sure? I’ve never actually fought before aside from playing pretend… Do you really think I can handle this sorta thing?”

Of course! I would not have asked otherwise.

You will learn to fight with confidence.

“If you could choose one weapon to master, which would it be?”

curioosity:

“Weapons, huh? I always thought that swords are pretty cool? But that’s just aesthetic saying rather than functionality…”

“What’s with the question, boss?”

I thought it wise to incorporate weaponry as part of your training. If the sword is your weapon of choice, then I shall have you trained to master it.

What say you, Azura?

“Sir, the air is filled with that awful droning noise again! Mind telling what happened? Is it that other Aku again?” -curioosity

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil:

unspeakablyevil:

“Mmh… It was nothing. My alternate self and I were simply… conversing.”

He was silent, which was about the closest thing to affirmation she would get. 

“I hope it did not disturb you too much, Azura.”

“This? Oh no, the shouting and temper tantrums was far worse. I dare say it’s an improvement.” Do you see her tired eye bags, Aku? Do you see how sick she is of this?

“If you need anything, just tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be wearing headphones to drown out the noise.”

Why did she look so tired—? Ohhhhhh..!

“Don’t worry. I have a feeling things will be quieter around here.”

Aside from his usual everyday screaming, of course.

“Sir, the air is filled with that awful droning noise again! Mind telling what happened? Is it that other Aku again?” -curioosity

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil:

“Mmh… It was nothing. My alternate self and I were simply… conversing.”

“So you’re communicating in hums now, huh?”

He was silent, which was about the closest thing to affirmation she would get. 

“I hope it did not disturb you too much, Azura.”

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil:

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil:

“That is because he knows when to create a scene and when not to. His sense of honor forbids him from allowing harm to come to innocents when they are present.”

“Thank goodness for that then.”

“Well, if it makes you feel better, at least you can rest well knowing that this Samurai would not attack unless provoked. Why else would the other Aku survive this long if they had interacted with each other? Alone, even?”

“I suspect it is a ploy, one designed to gain his trust and then lead him to his death. The ultimate betrayal.

“Do you really think that Jack and his other counterparts is capable of doing such a backstabbing thing?”

“Hmmm…” The Demon Lord considered this. “I see your point. They are not that bright. And it would go against their honor.

“Nevertheless, they are human and therefore susceptible to corruption.”