lord-aku:

Let’s scream together.

//Both of them screaming trying to tell Azura to get back in her body

Imagine being flanked by two stern Akus. 

YOUNG LADY, YOUR OTHER FATHER AND I AGREE. YOU MUST DO AS WE SAY OR BE ETERNALLY GROUNDED.

curioosity:

Every villain friend of hers needs to gang up on Gaster and kick him to the curb but I think Azura needs to die in the process bc he’d be PISSED and pop that soul like a balloon fjkskfjf

Nope. No popping. No popping allowed. Better to de-goop the soul and spray PAM on it so that the goop can’t stick again. 

curioosity:

unspeakablyevil:

curioosity:

“Can I have a slice of that pie, sir?”

@unspeakablyevil

You may, under one condition…

You must eat it yourself and not give it away to someone else like some selfless hero. I am sick and tired of that nonsense.” 

Oh crap, he knew her too well! Azura pouted and simply nodded, leaving behind her plan on giving the slice to Flug. Well, partially.

“Okay. But I have to ask, what flavor is it?”

Flug can lick the plate afterward.

Blueberry!

curioosity:

@unspeakablyevil well she’s reduced to nothing but a living, volatile embodiment of fury now, are u proud of her dadku

HE IS, ACTUALLY

Aku truly believes that anger is the strongest emotion and the only one that will actually save you when you’re boxed into a corner. If you can’t run, EXPLODE.

His advice would be this:

“Your strength is the fire that burns within you. It is the only thing that will protect you when nothing else can. UNLEASH IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!”