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Truth Time! What would you do to the dorito if you had a chance?

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“I’d like to do the worst thing imaginable,” she started off, staring into the empty air in front of her. Imagining that Bill was there vividly before continuing.

“If I could, I’d strip out his powers and render him helpless. He won’t feel so tall anymore if he’s standing 2 feet below me, looking UP to me for a change. I won’t mind if he’s still an immortal being, I’d have an eternity to figure out what causes the MOST pain for him to bear, and it’s not just physical ones either. No. That would get old, too fast. Plus he’s a stupid, flat triangle. No bones to break and everything. If it was possible I’d pour molten lava into his cornea and relish the moment that he’d scream in agony. And I’d tear off his hat, and put it through the paper shredder or something. I’d make him wear pants. And he’d have to suffer through trying every single pants in store, only to find that there’s no right size for him. Or if it does, then they’d have fake pockets each time.”

Aku wouldn’t miss this for the world. 

“YESSS! TEAR OUT HIS EYE. MAKE HIM WEAR CLOTHES FOR BABIES!”

Aku had heard the Beast’s message loud and clear. From where he sat on his throne, the demon gave a mighty roar, “AZURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” While he could have simply texted her to meet him here, this was more his style.

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Oh great, what now? She stomps through the hallway to reach her boss’s throne room, eyes glowering at him. It’s unusual to see her like this.

“What is it now?”

A wave of relief washes over her and her tense shoulders lowered a bit.

“I was always told that I need to suppress it often, or just ignore it until it goes away.” Azura dusted herself off from the debris. “It’s maddening! Once it settles it’s- it’s like, my heart won’t stop pumping until I choke someone or something. People never seem to grasp the fact that my anger isn’t an average one.” The human looked down sadly and kicked a piece of broken wood that seemed to be in the way. Approaching her boss until they were only a feet away.

“Thank you, sir. It’s been a long long while since I felt this relieved.”

Aku rested his hand upon Azura’s head as she stood before him. It wasn’t something he thought about doing, it just sort of… happened. 

“I am pleased I could help.” Though it was far from curing her of what truly ailed her, any small thing helped. Unfortunately, Aku was at a loss for how to rid her of her troubles and bring her happiness. It bothered him more than he would like to admit.

“You look tired, Azura. You should get some rest,” he said, smoothing back her messy hair. “If you like, you may rest here.”

Aku had heard the Beast’s message loud and clear. From where he sat on his throne, the demon gave a mighty roar, “AZURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” While he could have simply texted her to meet him here, this was more his style.

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Oh great, what now? She stomps through the hallway to reach her boss’s throne room, eyes glowering at him. It’s unusual to see her like this.

“What is it now?”

Azura wiped the sweat off her face and nodded. “Yeah. I think I’m done.” She looked around to see the damage done and bit her lip. Somehow in her blind rage, she didn’t stop to think how much these would cost her, and partially afraid of how angry she could be without some sort of restraint.

But god, it felt GOOD destroying stuff like this.

“Am I… Am I supposed to pay for all the damage in this room, sir? Are you going to cut off my paycheck for this?”

“Pfffh! Of course not,” he said with a dismissive wave of his claws. “I brought these things into existence for the sole purpose of being destroyed! And you destroyed them well. A rage such as yours must be released like an erupting volcano or else the pressure beneath will split you asunder.”

Aku had heard the Beast’s message loud and clear. From where he sat on his throne, the demon gave a mighty roar, “AZURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” While he could have simply texted her to meet him here, this was more his style.

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Without any question, Azura gripped the bat tightly in her hands until her knuckles went pale. Her breath hitched, letting her anger rumble through her, tears flowing down her cheeks. She was done keeping it all to herself. She was tired of keeping her temper locked away or ignored.

She took a step forward into the room. One swing and the fancy flame shaped furniture cracked into two. Then she took another on the table creating dents on its surface. Then she bore holes into the walls. The floor. Anything that she could get her hands on. The cold steel matched her cold fury, and Azura simply screamed as hard as she could, destroying everything in her path.

“THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CARING TOO MUCH!”

“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRUST PEOPLE TOO EASILY!”

“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

WHEN,
YOU’RE

ME!”

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Oh great, what now? She stomps through the hallway to reach her boss’s throne room, eyes glowering at him. It’s unusual to see her like this.

“What is it now?”

A mirror shattered into pieces, shards of glass surrounding her. Azura stared into the small reflections. She could only pick up on how tired her eyes looked that stared back at her. The girl threw the baseball bat away with her last ounce of anger, and turned around to face Aku once more. She was still breathing heavily, but the rage had started to simmer down.

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Aku waited outside until the sounds of rage and splintering furniture and shattering glass fell silent. When he entered the room, he found Azura standing in the midst of the wreckage surrounded by glittering shards of glass, her chest heaving. She looked exhausted but he saw less fury in her eyes.

Like a solid shadow, he seemed to glide rather than walk over the debris as he approached the human. About halfway between Azura and the door, he stopped to admire the destruction around him as if it were artwork. A part of him was concerned for her, but another part marveled at the destructive nature of her anger. He then turned his attention to the artist.

“Have you finished unleashing your fury, Azura?” 

Aku had heard the Beast’s message loud and clear. From where he sat on his throne, the demon gave a mighty roar, “AZURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” While he could have simply texted her to meet him here, this was more his style.

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Oh great, what now? She stomps through the hallway to reach her boss’s throne room, eyes glowering at him. It’s unusual to see her like this.

“What is it now?”

Was that anger and unrest he detected? Perfect.

“I have a new assignment for you, Azura.” The demon lord stood and brought her to a set of closed doors. Just outside these doors, he stopped and handed her an aluminum baseball bat. 

“I need you to demolish this room and everything in it,” he said. “It is just on the other side of these doors.”

“Aku, sir! I never really gotten the chance to thank you for the Aku-mas gift… but what’s up with this?” She holds up the obsidian necklace, the form shifting its shape as ever. -curioosity

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“You are most welcome, Azura. I’m glad you enjoyed it,” he grinned. Then his gaze fell upon the necklace.

“Ah, yes. It is a charm that contains my physical being so that I will always be with you wherever the universe takes you.” And when activated, it would help him to locate her across the dimensions. But that part remained unspoken.

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“It’s a looong story but to make it short, yes, I am their father. This is why you must handle the charm with care.”

“…What if it did break? I’d take good care of it no doubt, but if it cracks, and it’s loose, should I scoop it up and return it to you?”

“Hmmm… If it gets loose, just put it in a cup and—”

“On second thought, don’t put it in a cup! Place it in a jar or box to avoid confusion. Then bring it to me and I shall mend it.”

“Aku, sir! I never really gotten the chance to thank you for the Aku-mas gift… but what’s up with this?” She holds up the obsidian necklace, the form shifting its shape as ever. -curioosity

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“You are most welcome, Azura. I’m glad you enjoyed it,” he grinned. Then his gaze fell upon the necklace.

“Ah, yes. It is a charm that contains my physical being so that I will always be with you wherever the universe takes you.” And when activated, it would help him to locate her across the dimensions. But that part remained unspoken.

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“I would have thought the same… until I learned a mortal woman consumed it once and conceived seven children.”

“S-SEVEN children! I have no idea why someone would do that, but I’m not sure if I want to know the reason…”

“But wait. Wouldn’t that make you… a dad to those kids?”

“It’s a looong story but to make it short, yes, I am their father. This is why you must handle the charm with care.”

“Aku, sir! I never really gotten the chance to thank you for the Aku-mas gift… but what’s up with this?” She holds up the obsidian necklace, the form shifting its shape as ever. -curioosity

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“You are most welcome, Azura. I’m glad you enjoyed it,” he grinned. Then his gaze fell upon the necklace.

“Ah, yes. It is a charm that contains my physical being so that I will always be with you wherever the universe takes you.” And when activated, it would help him to locate her across the dimensions. But that part remained unspoken.

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“I’m… pretty sure that thing’s inedible.”

“I would have thought the same… until I learned a mortal woman consumed it once and conceived seven children.”