Placed in the seat of Aku’s throne there was a brightly colored post-it note. It read: ‘Do not hate me for this, I am under command.’

akunoakuma:

Seeing the note upon his throne, the Yokai took it, and read the note… Upon finishing, Aku arched a brow at the written message.

… Why did he have a bad feeling about this?

@unspeakablyevil

That bad feeling was about to escalate dramatically… in his butt. Or whatever constituted as his butt. While his counterpart’s back was turned, Aku appeared behind him and delivered a sudden, hard slap to his backside.

an unknown voice speaks in your head Slap akunoakuma’s ass real hard so it hurts!

Give my Muse a Command. They cannot disobey.

“…FINE. I will do it. Just stay outta my head!”

HELLO (Protector Aku)

Send me a HELLO and i’ll answer…

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.
[X] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[~~X] Kiss you back.~~
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[X] Slap/Push you away.
[X] BITE YOU HARD

If you asked me out I’d say:

[X] WHAT?!
[] I’m taken-
[] Sure.
[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[X] No.
[] Ew.
[X] We have not even met!
[X] …Wouldn’t you try to kill me? You’d FAIL, of course, but I assume vanquishing me is on your mind.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.
[X] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] FUCK YES.
[X] ~~You are extremely alluring but~~ NO!

Should you reblog this?:

[~~X] Yes. I want to send you one~~.
[] Yes.
[X] As if I care!

a tiny purple owl gryphon flies to you and latches onto your beard and starts brushie brushin it with her tiny paws

Aku turned to see something flying toward his face and let out a somewhat embarrassing shriek in surprise. Before he knew it, the creature had attached itself to his glorious ~~kitten soft~~ beard.

“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?”

OMG Master I always wanted to confess you that I love you like nothing else. You are so gorgeous! I have crafted many tributes, drew tons of art and even a costume of yourself. Sometimes I imagine you hugging me and making me happy. ^^

“While the Shogun of Sorrow does not approve of hugging, he does approve of your many tributes, your loyalty and—most of all—your unwavering adoration. For that, you shall receive my praise…

In the form of TWO FREE TICKETS TO AKUWORLD.”

Protector Aku: Why must you be so evil? Why not be like me? I am kind, compassionate, charming, understanding, polite and much more! It’s way better to live like that, don’t you think?

Aku turned away completely.

“Pffeh! No.”

Thank Aku you’re alive, great lord! I was absolutely devastated thinking that you’re gone forever! ❤️❤️❤️

“Shhhhhhh. There, there. I am not gone! And I never shall be.

You have nothing to fear, child. Nothing except AKU!”

Not an rp ask, but I am with you if you need me on today’s episode. Also not only my organs rearranged themselves, but I also became the lord of “shook nasties”.

We’re gonna need an Aku prayer circle tonight and next week.

Especially next week.

Protector of the earth Aku

My Lord Aku! Tell me what you think about yourself from an alternate universe. He actually helped the Samurai defeat the past self and banish him, making him become the protector of earth!

“~~God he’s majestic. I hate him!~~”

What’s this? An Aku with extraordinary fashion sense who is actually loved and not just feared by the people of his world? Yeah, you better believe he jelly.

“Hmph. What in this universe would possess me to help the Samurai?”

Protector of the earth Aku

A+++++++++++!!!!!

“You are most intelligent~”