“Boss, go to sleep.”

homuncolossus:

unspeakablyevil:

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No!” Aku said stubbornly. “If I do it now, I will awaken at an unacceptable hour. Aku is not early to rise. I must stay awake.” 

“Ill sing you a lullaby if you do it.”

Aku held his forefinger directly in front of the Beast as if to shush him preemptively. That one finger was nearly as long as Beast was tall and blocked the smaller tree demon’s face. No singing allowed!

Don’t you dare, Beast.” 

Is covered in glitter. Looks quite like a piece of starry sky. Help him.

homuncolossus:

unspeakablyevil:

BEAST! Are those… DEMON POX??” 

“Hah, I wish it would be demon pox.

… But is isn’t. It’s dust made from colorful plastic. Highly colorful and… shiny.

Shiny indeed. Aku wanted to swat the sparkles away but that would require touching it. Instead, he blinked at it from a safe distance.

Just don’t get it on me. It’s highly offensive.” He wrinkled his nose.