Tag: ilovecaaaats

“i’ve got something to tell you.” She sighed and said:”You see,i dont belong to this universe.None of these,anyway.I am here cuz i stepped randomly into this one.In all of these,in fact.When i travel between universes,i step into a new one almost randomly.In my universe,me and Aku are best friends.The relationship between you and Azura reminds me of that of mine and my Aku somehow.I miss him and thats why i tried to befriend you(you remind me of him)*a tear appears in the corner of an eye*

“…”

Oh for Cthulhu’s sake…

“Child, I have no friends. In fact, the meaning of friendship is completely lost on me. For I am the Shogun of Sorrow, Supreme Ruler of Earth and I have no need for such trivial nonsense. 

Azura is my employee and I am her Boss and Master. She provides her services and support in exchange for payment. It is as simple as that. 

Would it be correct to assume that your Aku offered you something in exchange for your service to him?”

The girl teleported to Aku’s lair.She was rather furious than panicked. “Well,it seems like another Aku(also a stupid version)is among us!Doesnt this concern you?Protector transformed into his evil form!You should do something!Btw*she whispered to him*:you are definitely better than him!”

Aku sat lounging on his throne with a glass of wine, not especially affected by anything. He merely grinned when the girl told him of the Protector. 

“Yes, I am better than him. I agree,” he said first and foremost. Then, moving on to less important matters, he shrugged his spiky shoulders.

“Why should I be concerned, child? What do you want me to do? Invite him over for dinner and a movie?”

HELLO 😊

Send me a HELLO and i’ll answer…

If we kissed:

  • [X] This wouldn’t happen. YOU ARE A CHILD! …I think.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push you away.
  • [] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.
  • [X] I would eat a pizza with you but THAT IS ALL.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [X] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [] Sure.
  • [] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [X] No.

Should you reblog this?:

  • [] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [] Yes.
  • [X] Do as you wish.